I wish we had two faces. One for the superficial things we say, and the other for what we were really saying.

There was a baby shower at work today, and though I didn't partake in it, I was close enough to hear what was happening. Whenever the baby farted or burped all the girls were laughing and very happy at what the baby did. Now if this kid were a teenager, that would be a totally different story. Two faced.

When it comes to some group projects, some people already have their mind made up and there is nothing you can do to change it. They may say that you are helping them with the project, but in reality they are tearing you down until you surcome to their way. Everything you say is shot down even before it leaves their mouth. And questioning their intensions or motives only results in a void answer. If they would just say "this is what I have decided, end of story" it would make things so much easier. Two faced.

I would only listen what came out of the real face, and not even listen to the superficial face. I would even go as far as taping my superficial face's mouth. Anyone that talked out of their superficial face's mouth more then their real side, I would want to have nothing to do with.

Sadly sometimes I have two faces myself. If we had two faces, then we would really know what side of us was really talking.