Dear MySpace,
Please stop scantily clad women in bikinis, their underwear, bending over, spreading their legs, lunging their breasts or butt towards towards the picture, or posing in lude sexual poses from asking to be my friend on MySpace. I know I am a quality guy, but I doubt these women would throw themselves at my feet, and besides, loose women don't deserve a quality guy like myself. Then again, it could be spammers, but hey, I could be wrong. Either way, stop them from doing this, because I am sick and tired of it.
-Jason
