A message I recently sent to the MySpace help team:

Dear MySpace,

Please stop scantily clad women in bikinis, their underwear, bending over, spreading their legs, lunging their breasts or butt towards towards the picture, or posing in lude sexual poses from asking to be my friend on MySpace. I know I am a quality guy, but I doubt these women would throw themselves at my feet, and besides, loose women don't deserve a quality guy like myself. Then again, it could be spammers, but hey, I could be wrong. Either way, stop them from doing this, because I am sick and tired of it.

-Jason

My summer movies ratings thus far:

Ratatouille: A
Spider-Man 3: A-
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End: B+
300: B

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: C
Transformers: C
Blades of Glory: D

I rode the new Nemo subs!

The ride is amazing! Very beautiful all throughout with many great moments. The kids are going to go wild about this one. From what I hear, when the ride opens next week, the wait in line is going to be insanely long, so get there early! If you are ever out at Disneyland, I'll wait in line with you. We can taunt the seagulls together :)

Fantasy & Real Life photography

Beyonce as Alice, Lyle Lovett as the March Hare, Oliver Platt as the Mad Hatter, David Beckham as Prince Phillip, and Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella? I would have never placed any of them in those roles, well, maybe Miss Johansson, but the casting just works so well. These pictures created by celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz, are fresh and original. I hope to see more Disney pictures like this, and maybe even full length, big budget, live action, PG rated movie remakes of these classic movies? One can only hope. Enjoy the photos.

http://adisneyparks.disney.go.com/disneyparks/en_US/index?name=Gallery&CMP=BAC-DreamsGalleryAP